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I have made many attemps to contact DeShonko regarding the whereabouts of MY Jungle Rockwheeler to no avail however now that she is taking Christmas orders I'd like to put aside any bad feelings of paying $6289.00 and not receiving my 'goods'. I expect to receive my new Jungle Rockwheeeeeeeeler in the post as soon as you are able.

Australia Post - just bloody hopeless :thumbsup::

Tell you what, in the spirit of the season, I'll let you have one of these for half price... The Ghost Tiger Great Dane.

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I need to put some of these out on breeders terms. I think they might be the new big thing. :)

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I have made many attemps to contact DeShonko regarding the whereabouts of MY Jungle Rockwheeler to no avail however now that she is taking Christmas orders I'd like to put aside any bad feelings of paying $6289.00 and not receiving my 'goods'. I expect to receive my new Jungle Rockwheeeeeeeeler in the post as soon as you are able.

Australia Post - just bloody hopeless :thumbsup::

Tell you what, in the spirit of the season, I'll let you have one of these for half price... The Ghost Tiger Great Dane.

4348859217_58c5426ab8.jpg

I need to put some of these out on breeders terms. I think they might be the new big thing. :)

Hmmm ok - can I have 2 @ 3/4 price of one since I've already paid you $6289.00...I think that's a good deal and they must be of the opposite sex so I can bread 'em and I'll give you all bar 1 of the pups from each litter.

Thanks Deshonko!

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I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.

Do you have anything like that available?

ETA - I will pay anything you want for it, especially if you can come up with a very cute sounding breed name for it.

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Are you planning to breed any BLACK west highland terriers?? The white ones are hard to keep clean!!! :):thumbsup:

Maybe also a giant version - the small ones are a trip hazard!

Its your lucky day WL.. have got them in various shades of fawn, grey AND black. :bottom:

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Have giants too. :laugh:

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I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.

Do you have anything like that available?

You have to be realistic Dobesrock. No dog can meet that list. If you're prepared to compromise on coat, I'm still breading these:

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As you know, I'm dealing with a few rank issues in my pack and think it would benefit from adding another dog to add some stability. That way Kuma will have someone else to pick on and won't go for us... Got any good dogs that would be happy to be the whipping boy for a little while?? Small and submissive should work well I think.

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I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.

Do you have anything like that available?

You have to be realistic Dobesrock. No dog can meet that list. If you're prepared to compromise on coat, I'm still breading these:

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Hmmmm.... very tempting, still a bit more work than I'd like.

However, if we come up with a good marketing plan I think they would really take off!

Now for what to call them

Toodles?

Shellydoodles?

Giant Snapping Oodle?

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As you know, I'm dealing with a few rank issues in my pack and think it would benefit from adding another dog to add some stability. That way Kuma will have someone else to pick on and won't go for us... Got any good dogs that would be happy to be the whipping boy for a little while?? Small and submissive should work well I think.

This is good thinking. Everyone knows that buying another dog will solve the issues with your existing dog. But I think what you really need is a girl dog that will see Kuma happily henpecked. Fortunately, we also have older dogs avalable from time t time and I know just the thing:

No dog in its right mind is going to take on Muffy :hug:

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i'm looking to sell my two labradogroodles, perhaps in exchange for a jungle rockwheeler?

They are a breeding pair, very efficient at pumping out the products. They do have some hip problem which means they can't really walk properly, but they can still do you know what, so are still vaulable assests. anyway if you cross them with another breed like the schnoodlemoodlechi then the hybrid vigor will overcome these problems anway.

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Yep, you're right PF - we need Muffy's help to put Kuma back in his place - firmly at the bottom of the pack.

Do you accept PayPal?

I prefer unmarked notes. As you are local, I'll PM you a night drop off point. :hug:

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i'm looking to sell my two labradogroodles, perhaps in exchange for a jungle rockwheeler?

They are a breeding pair, very efficient at pumping out the products. They do have some hip problem which means they can't really walk properly, but they can still do you know what, so are still vaulable assests. anyway if you cross them with another breed like the schnoodlemoodlechi then the hybrid vigor will overcome these problems anway.

Nope. Don't do oodles. No money in those anymore.

Its "developing breeds" where the cash is.

Oodle breeding is for amateurs :hug:

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Id like one of those that you have in your avatar. In black and tan please, giant. Ill pay extra for guard dog training and personal protection. I think your sister runs the Shonky Dog Training Kennels near you, right? The number one in the wolrd training facility and she is the number one in the universe trainer, Im sure Im correct!

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i'm looking to sell my two labradogroodles, perhaps in exchange for a jungle rockwheeler?

They are a breeding pair, very efficient at pumping out the products. They do have some hip problem which means they can't really walk properly, but they can still do you know what, so are still vaulable assests. anyway if you cross them with another breed like the schnoodlemoodlechi then the hybrid vigor will overcome these problems anway.

Nope. Don't do oodles. No money in those anymore.

Its "developing breeds" where the cash is.

Oodle breeding is for amateurs :hug:

Do u think?

Becoz i sell my Schnoodlegroodlecockerroodles for $5000 not including papers or health testing.

I only charge $1000 xtra for papers and $2000 xtra for getting a vet to sign a fake doco ahem, *health testing*.

vacionations and wormings are included because i am such an ethical responisble breeder but I just dilute the doses down a bit to save some money.its not like they really need the hole dose.

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