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Stussy is my Queen of Embarrassment. I still never got over having a new boyfriend staying over for the first time and Stussy dragged the most disgusting old underwear out of the dirty clothes basket and left it in the hallway where it couldn't be missed. I'd mowed the lawn on a hot summer's day in it.

She once found and chewed on a used tampon. NOT MINE!!!

She waits until I've done a mega vaccuum and possibly shampooed the carpet to scratch her arse on it. She has a very practical swivel technique she likes to use.

And she loves people! She likes them even better if they rub her inner thighs and flings herself open legged at strangers and nudges their hands to her pleasure zone. Embarrassing for everyone involved.

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My greyhound Sophie is a huge crotch sniffer I am always telling her to knock it off when we have visitors. She has no qualms to shove her nose firmly between someones legs. Dear its embarrassing having to tell her to stop when they people are clearly trying to ignore it

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Most embarrassing was when Zeus ran off into the Westfield carpark and raided the Coles bin on their dock. He came running back to me with an entire loaf of wholemeal bread dangling in his mouth. He dropped it at my feet intending for me to open the bag; he was so proud of himself.

I almost died of embarrassment :o

ETA: he's brought back 1/2 eaten Chinese food containers, the odd bread roll and yoghurt containers but the park had around 150 people at the time and everyone was pointing and laughing. Some even came over to find out what he had.

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My greyhound Sophie is a huge crotch sniffer I am always telling her to knock it off when we have visitors. She has no qualms to shove her nose firmly between someones legs. Dear its embarrassing having to tell her to stop when they people are clearly trying to ignore it

:laugh: You've brought back a funny memory for me. About 25 years ago I used to know a woman who lived across the road from some people who had a pet greyhound. Back then this was quite unusual. My dopey friend was terrified of the dog because she beleived that since the dog had raced, it must have been blooded and she reckoned that they can smell a woman menstruating from a long way off and will run her down and attack her crotch. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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My greyhound Sophie is a huge crotch sniffer I am always telling her to knock it off when we have visitors. She has no qualms to shove her nose firmly between someones legs. Dear its embarrassing having to tell her to stop when they people are clearly trying to ignore it

:laugh: You've brought back a funny memory for me. About 25 years ago I used to know a woman who lived across the road from some people who had a pet greyhound. Back then this was quite unusual. My dopey friend was terrified of the dog because she beleived that since the dog had raced, it must have been blooded and she reckoned that they can smell a woman menstruating from a long way off and will run her down and attack her crotch. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:rofl: now that i had never heard lol

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My greyhound Sophie is a huge crotch sniffer I am always telling her to knock it off when we have visitors. She has no qualms to shove her nose firmly between someones legs. Dear its embarrassing having to tell her to stop when they people are clearly trying to ignore it

:laugh: You've brought back a funny memory for me. About 25 years ago I used to know a woman who lived across the road from some people who had a pet greyhound. Back then this was quite unusual. My dopey friend was terrified of the dog because she beleived that since the dog had raced, it must have been blooded and she reckoned that they can smell a woman menstruating from a long way off and will run her down and attack her crotch. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:rofl: now that i had never heard lol

Wow, that must be quite inconvenient once a month for any female that owns one :eek:

I just remembered another one too. Riley has never shown any inclination to lift his leg on a person except for the one time I took him on a doggy play date with my boss and her dogs, as soon as he walked up to her and he lifted his leg on her foot :o luckily she realised what he was doing and moved out of the way just in time to avoid the spray.

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I remembered another from quite a while back. Bundy (RIP) was not feeling well so I had him in at work with me because I had no doggy sitter that day and had a big meeting at work. My pod mates were all dog lovers so it was no problem. When I went in to the meeting he was fast asleep on his blanket and his leash was attached to my chair. I was giving my presentation to a lot of big bosses and noticed people looking at the glass corridor wall. Below the frosting we could see Bundy walking up the long hallway, looking for me, dragging my chair behind him!

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I remembered another from quite a while back. Bundy (RIP) was not feeling well so I had him in at work with me because I had no doggy sitter that day and had a big meeting at work. My pod mates were all dog lovers so it was no problem. When I went in to the meeting he was fast asleep on his blanket and his leash was attached to my chair. I was giving my presentation to a lot of big bosses and noticed people looking at the glass corridor wall. Below the frosting we could see Bundy walking up the long hallway, looking for me, dragging my chair behind him!

That's so cute :)

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Many years ago in the UK I did take my Lakeland Terrier to work. He was quite entertaining, did some laps of the office jumping over things my colleagues put out and gave them a great laugh but then ...

He was having a quiet 5 mins under my desk when my boss came in to my office (a bit of a strange man), gave me some instructions and then turned to walk out.

Bertie suddenly leapt out from under the desk and bit him on the bum!

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<br />Took my Toy Poodle foster dog to a home last weekend, she piddled on an item of clothing laying on the floor and then ran and peed on their dog's bed.  She's going to be so easy to rehome - not.  <img src='http://www.dolforums.com.au/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile_mad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':mad' /><br />

Little bugger haha

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Hi guys,

It's been awhile. Hope everyone is doing well.

Caesar embarrasses me every time we go to the dog park. He likes to pee on EVERYTHING.

When he sees another dog marking a spot, he rushes over and pees on it. He sees a water bowl, he pees inches away from it. Heck, he sometimes even pees on other dogs for good measure.

It's probably because I don't allow him to mark at home so he just lets himself loose at the dog park, but still, super embarrassing.

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One morning before work I took Lucy on her normal morning walk. The dog park is a 5 min walk from our house and we bumped into a fellow dog walker that we see most mornings. We let Lucy and her two labs off lead once we reached the dog park and continued to chat and walk and the three dogs were running around. For a minute all dogs disappeard into the trees and then Lucy came running out with the biggest amount if poo all over her back and legs!!!! The fellow walker decided to walk on leaving me with a light coloured poo dog!!!

The poo was so thickly covered that I had to get a poo back to scrape it off her back then (luckily close to a water source) chucked her in the river to be washed off, but not before another 3 walkers and their dogs laughed and commented. Very embarrassing and still gets bought up everytime I run into this lady and her dogs in the mornings.

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My girl is a crutch sniffer. She's tall so just the right height to really jam her nose up there. Sigh....

My Dobe always did this too.

Simi and Arnold wait until I've just finished telling someone how awesome they are and how well behaved and then they'll jump up on them or some other naughty thing they don't often do.

Dobes are the perfect height for this.

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Tarja did a great one recently in front of first-time puppy visitors - came hobbling over on three legs, holding her front leg in front of her. We all immediately leaped up to find out what was wrong and she plonked her paw in my hand, covered in fresh, wet poop.

They still wanted a puppy, even after that little demonstation!

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Charlie, a very full-of-his-own-importance little cross-bred terrier, marks on anything and everything (only outside, thank goodness).

A couple of the most embarrassing that come to mind are;

A friend came to visit, took her shoes off at the door (not a requirement of our house, she just did) and Charlie promptly went over and piddled on them.

When we were attending obedience school when he was quite young, he disgraced himself and me beautifully, twice in one evening; he piddled on MY leg (obviously marking his territory - she's MY MUM!) and later on in the evening, piddled on the head of another dog - a mis-judgement, the other dog had just piddled and Charlie was piddling over the top, the other dog turned and got wee'd on his head for his troubles.

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We had a collie growing up (so very tall) who would sneakily approach male visitors from behind. He would oh so gently place his muzzle between their legs (around knee height) and then suddenly raise his muzzle as high as it would go. The poor male guest would raise up on tip toes and Peter would walk off wagging his tail like he had accomplished something marvellous :laugh:

It was funny till I brought a boy home that I liked :o

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