RealityBites Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 OMG!! Can't believe those bites and bruises!! And a girlfriend and I were only joking this weekend that I am the person to bring "Bruises baaaack, oh yeah I'm bringing bruises baaack" I was out foaling down mares this weekend and as one is won't to get covered in blood and muck, you don't bother posing for anyone, so I was wearing a black beany, blue jumper and green trousers, and my darling girlfriend remarked that I looked like a walking bruise! LOL I admitted that if I had been wandering around in a paddock at 2am in the morning naked, she wouldn't have noticed much difference thanks to my dogs!!! Seriously tho I can't remember the last time I looked at myself in the mirror and didn't see bruises..................It's an attractive look! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 (edited) I admire a woman who can take the rough stuff from their pepped up pooches. And a bruise is a great excuse for a guy to get a good look... he always has the "I was looking at your bruise" explanation. Edited October 29, 2006 by Flames_Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealityBites Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Hmmm in THAT case I had better word up my boys to make sure they are bruising me in the right places.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 I've got a sudden urge to do a first aid course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonElite Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Nuuuurssssssssseeeeeeee, nuuuuurse it hurts, it really really hurts Re bruises, my legs are pretty much covered in them all the time and when te other day I was looking somewaht like a human being and wore a skirt to work instead of pants, half of the floor in a large office building came to see me So are YOU going to be the main starlet, or is it going to be the delightful and ever-growing Divani??? She plays the main role, Im the suporting actress, but let me tell you there will be no Oscars for either of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealityBites Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 I've got a sudden urge to do a first aid course! Hmmm does that mean I shall have to have a dog related injury the next time I come to Sydney??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonElite Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Hmmm does that mean I shall have to have a dog related injury the next time I come to Sydney??? Only if you want the assistance of a male nurse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 (edited) Let's just say I'll be the first to offer a helping hand. Even the tiniest scratch merits investigation. Just doing good deeds is reward enough! As a male nurse do I have to wear one of those nurses outfits? If so, do they come in spandex? Re bruises, my legs are pretty much covered in them all the time and when te other day I was looking somewaht like a human being and wore a skirt to work instead of pants, half of the floor in a large office building came to see me You see, the bruise excuse is great for getting an eyeful. Edited October 30, 2006 by Flames_Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoemonster Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 As a male nurse do I have to wear one of those nurses outfits? If so, do they come in spandex? Why does this not surprise me???!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealityBites Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Let's just say I'll be the first to offer a helping hand. Even the tiniest scratch merits investigation. :pJust doing good deeds is reward enough! As a male nurse do I have to wear one of those nurses outfits? If so, do they come in spandex? Re bruises, my legs are pretty much covered in them all the time and when te other day I was looking somewaht like a human being and wore a skirt to work instead of pants, half of the floor in a large office building came to see me You see, the bruise excuse is great for getting an eyeful. Hmmm well I shall be sure to have something worth investigation next time then............... and well done Myszka!! I can imagine you'd get loads of attention in a skirt at work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonElite Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 I can imagine you'd get loads of attention in a skirt at work!! :p I get a lot more outside of work thats becouse I wear them more often :p Must get bruises, must get injuries so that male nurses will inspect - is it your new motto in life RB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Yes I think we can hazard an educated guess that Myszka gets noticed. So how do we convince RealityBites to move to Sydney? The medical facilities are SO much better here... and no one puts on a band-aid more carefully than me. Sometimes it can take me hours to get it just right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonElite Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) ouch ouch I have a cut after training Ms Poisonality. Right here..... definitelly requires a band aid Edited October 31, 2006 by myszka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 In my spare time I teach Dobes to jump on their shapely female owners and I sharpen their fingernails too. "Divani, HUP!!!" Did you ever wonder why I don't teach flame NOT to jump on people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonElite Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Did you ever wonder why I don't teach flame NOT to jump on people? That is pretty obvious now, but why on earth do you teach my puppy to jump up? Im no nurse and the only medical reaction I can provide for someone is a heart attack (OH tells me I give him weak knees, but he learned to live with the condition for last 17 years ) Or is the plan that Divani and Flame jump up on RB than you FD assist her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealityBites Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 *imagining FD very carefully placing bandaid on my scratched and bruised body with a look of total concentration..........* If you were going to place bandages on every single bruise and cut, I would end up looking like a Mummy!!! However in the interest of public safety and FD's continuing career in medicine, I will happily donate my body the next time I am in Sydney.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Myszka and RB I can stretch myself as a resouce and offer sufficient medical attention to you both. And you don't even need a medicare card! ;) Times like this I'm really grateful Dobes have claws and sharp teeth, and a huge inclination to leap upon their shapely Mums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonElite Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 FD multi tasking and remining in drive. ;) and no resource guarding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flames_Daddy Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Makes for a excellent triangle of temptation! I was just playing with Flame in the back yard... now she's in heat she's feistier than ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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