poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) Well folks, Mothers Day is coming up and here at Deshonko we've been hard at work coming up with the ideal gift for your Mum. We all know that cute, white and fluffy is money in the bank to we puppy farmers. But Mums also deserve to feel safe from intruders so some protection capacity in the back yard would be good in her family pet. I've recently stumbled across some unique bloodlines that someone up north is keen to offload share and that combine cute and lethal in the best possible way. Provided my very good friend Shonkypaws can help out with the volume breeding, I think I may have come up with the gift that keeps on giving for your mum! Ta da! Aren't they gorgeous!! You got some space at the your kennels to churn out more of these little money spinners darlings Shonks?? By the time families ping these buggers have no bite inhibition and eat a cow a week, we'll be drinking Kristal in the Bahamas! We'll do the usual and blame any issues on lack of socialisation. Cash or credit.. you all know the terms. And don't let the kiddies play with this one unsupervised. We all know that's never safe. ;) If you want something custom bred, we're always keen to oblige. Edited February 11, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikesPuppy Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 He's cute but..... does he come in any other colour??? White just wont go with my decor & it will be hell to keep clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) How do you reckon it will go chained in the back yard when Mum's not home? Will it wreck the Roses ? and is it ok to feed it Chum ? ETA: I thought Deshonko and Shonkypaws would have had something on the shelf for Easter. I must say I am very disappointed. Edited February 11, 2010 by SBT123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) He's cute but..... does he come in any other colour??? White just wont go with my decor & it will be hell to keep clean. I can do a nice latte number as well SP. These are even more goey protective Edited February 11, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) How do you reckon it will go chained in the back yard when Mum's not home? Will it wreck the Roses ? and is it ok to feed it Chum ?ETA: I thought Deshonko and Shonkypaws would have had something on the shelf for Easter. I must say I am very disappointed. Easter.. all bunnies and chicks.. Hard to get a leg into that market. But give me a few hours. Yep, they'll do fine on Chum - buy a big poop scoop though. I'd recommend chaining these guys to an engine block. Edited February 11, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikesPuppy Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 He's cute but..... does he come in any other colour??? White just wont go with my decor & it will be hell to keep clean. I can do a nice latte number as well SP. These are even more goey protective Oh I like that one Put me down for two please. And what the hey, gimme a white one as well. Can never be too safe All males and from the same litter please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 He's cute but..... does he come in any other colour??? White just wont go with my decor & it will be hell to keep clean. I can do a nice latte number as well SP. These are even more goey protective Oh I like that one Put me down for two please. And what the hey, gimme a white one as well. Can never be too safe All males and from the same litter please! No drama. Your mum is going to be thrilled!! I'm getting some parti-colour stock from Shonks so should be able to do those. Working hard on a blue. We all know that's where the big bucks are. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikesPuppy Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Oooh can you put me down for a blue, too then?? A female please. I need a bit of extra money in the pocket you know. Figured the white one can live in the backyard, so don't need to worry about it clashing with the furniture It'll be happy with a few scraps here and there, right? Makes it a better guard and all. Gotta love these easy-care pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) Oooh can you put me down for a blue, too then?? A female please. I need a bit of extra money in the pocket you know. Figured the white one can live in the backyard, so don't need to worry about it clashing with the furniture It'll be happy with a few scraps here and there, right? Makes it a better guard and all. Gotta love these easy-care pets I can guarantee these are low maintenance. No pro groomer is ever going to want to see one anyway. ;) Edited February 11, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RallyValley Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I was after a black and white one, preferably with a heart shaped marking or marking that spells out the word mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Do they need much room ? Mum is getting on in the years and she'll be moving into the retirement village soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 Do they need much room ? Mum is getting on in the years and she'll be moving into the retirement village soon. Can't she just offload it when she moves? I am working on a teacup version though. That's always worth another three 0's on the purchase price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic oh lah Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Oooh can you put me down for a blue, too then?? A female please. I need a bit of extra money in the pocket you know. Figured the white one can live in the backyard, so don't need to worry about it clashing with the furniture It'll be happy with a few scraps here and there, right? Makes it a better guard and all. Gotta love these easy-care pets I can guarantee these are low maintenance. No pro groomer is going to want to see one anyway. ;) So i could probably just douse it in pink food colouring and put the bow on myself? Or can you make ones that can tie their own bow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 I was after a black and white one, preferably with a heart shaped marking or marking that spells out the word mum. Give me 30 minutes and some Decore and I'll have just what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allerzeit Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Awww cute! Mum would love one of those!! Do they make good lap bears dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 Oooh can you put me down for a blue, too then?? A female please. I need a bit of extra money in the pocket you know. Figured the white one can live in the backyard, so don't need to worry about it clashing with the furniture It'll be happy with a few scraps here and there, right? Makes it a better guard and all. Gotta love these easy-care pets I can guarantee these are low maintenance. No pro groomer is going to want to see one anyway. ;) So i could probably just douse it in pink food colouring and put the bow on myself? Or can you make ones that can tie their own bow? I honestly recommend you don't try to put bows on them.. unless you have private health insurance and ambulance cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 Awww cute! Mum would love one of those!!Do they make good lap bears dogs? For about a month. After that, chain and engine block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Mum is a novice, do you think she'll be able to handle one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) Mum is a novice, do you think she'll be able to handle one ? Why would she want to handle it? It's for protection. If you handle them you take the edge off that. Chain, engine block.. feed chum, no bows.. Gotta go see my stockbroker folks.. back to take more orders in a few hours. Edited February 11, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Will you refund me if it doesn't work out ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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