BooBooBear Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I am wetting myself laughing at this thread - it's hilarious :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pointees Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) Just saw you now have teacup size! :D Sounds like you have all basis covered! Edited February 12, 2010 by Pointees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Do you think this one may be a bit over the top protection-wise for mothers day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 My friend has one of these pure bread protekshun bears dogs and its not very brave Can you guarantee the one I buy for mum will eat scare off anyone that comes into the yard with the exception of the grandkids who like to play out there unsupervised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 or perhaps we could even get a breeding pair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Baggins Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 OoooooooooooH I am so pleased you have announced your teacup version. Will I be able to enter it in Group 1??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniek Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I would like one of these please - for the Mother In Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Deshonko and Shonkypaws have pleasure in announcing in conjuction, ready for Valentines Day, the Boopboopadoodle for those seeking a mainstream pet. Quite rare and difficult to breed, be the envy of your neighbours, the Rolls Royce of dogs. Your perfect family pet. Absolutely no grooming Fully trained Comes with papers Hybrid vinegar Vets certificate Numbered certificate - after 50,000 there will be no more. Watch your investment grow gold plate on points Hand painted by Dali No desexing required Hermaphrodites only - two dogs for the price of one. Only for the connoisuer Unable to attack - only one tooth per dog. Two colours, Latte, or Cappucino The latte one is Shonkypaws Sonia Susan Cyril The Cappucino one is Shonkypaws Alfred Paul Hilary Produced in our purpose built facility. Beats those purebreds hands down, several dogs all rolled into one, two sexes in one. Valentines Day Special - Swarvarky chrystal nose studs, diamonte collar and matching lead. Painted toenails, guaranteed to last for 7 years. Yes, folks, the paint outlasts the dog!! Comes with matching bow and red rose stapled to tooth. Be quick before they all go. Imagine the look of delight on the face of your valentine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I would like one of these please - for the Mother In Law anniek, I am so sorry, due to company regulations, we can't swap, or take trade ins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Oh, noice dogs, Boronia. Lovely lead. Boronia, are those men all your husbands? Perhaps you should get the particoloured model from Deshonko. I am sure it could eat keep those husbands in line for you. And you already have the lead, you just need the engine block. Might not have to feed it for 6 months. Think of the savings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooBooBear Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Do you sell on ebay? Like you know, can I bid on one and WIN the auction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) No Jed, of course ALL of them aren't my husbands!, either one of these two COULD be tho'. I met them on their way back from Obedience Training, they were preparing them for Mothers' Day.They said were ropeable that they had bought their doggies as doodle/oodles designer mutts from Deshonko and Shonkypaws. They bought the leads on ebay, they are the Nigerian-Retractable-Leads Edited February 12, 2010 by Boronia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakti Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Just to let everyone know - I have the EXACT same dogs coming from a lovely Priest in the Cameroons!! He is sending me two FREE teacup sized protection trained Doodloodles and he guarantees that they will never shed their long wavy fur. All I have to do is pay shipping and they are mine. So Although Shonky kennels is a wonderful place - do check out Nigeria and the Cameroons first for a real deal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Maybe one of them is my husband, Boronia? Don't buy one of those imported ones they carry nasty diseases like rabies, and you pay for them, customs wont let them in, and you have wasted your dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Brooke...be careful in what you are buying from your Cameroon Priest, I have heard he is selling an insect eating pseudo-doodle/oodles rather than the pedigree variety...the one that may arrive on your mother's doorstep (after you paid via Western Onion) COULD like this.... not much good as a protector of the family unless there is an attack by a flock of stick-insects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Maybe one of them is my husband, Boronia?Don't buy one of those imported ones they carry nasty diseases like rabies, and you pay for them, customs wont let them in, and you have wasted your dough. I'll thank you not to suggest my future imported husband has a nasty disease or rabies, perhaps you would know how long customs would impound future husbands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakti Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 OMG Boronia - thank you for the warning - I had never imagined people would stoop so low as to sell pseudodoodleoodles!! :D I think perhaps I will stick with Deshonko after all - they have so many puppies all the time they must be good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 That's right, Brooke, 6000 happy buyers from last year alone - what a great recommendation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarracully Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Paper, of course they come with papers Deshonko and Shonkypaws are both property registered with our local agricultural boards, and the babies themselves have papers galore. In facf, you can choose your own papers. No extra charge. Well if they come with papers can I get a pink Male and a green female (preferably littermates). I promise I wont breed them I just want to try them at agility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 With every papered (more expensive DD's come with a copy of the Financial Review newspaper) green and pink agility dog you receive a number plate surround...... ................................. Be careful when you breed the pink and green pseudodoodleoodles the litter will be brown...not a good shade for future-sales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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