~Midniara~ Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 My goodness! I don't think I've ever seen this many people in the Health / Nutrition / Grooming Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sezy Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 So I still have all this to look forward too. At 12 months so far beds and other animals are safe!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Midniara~ Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 So I still have all this to look forward too. At 12 months so far beds and other animals are safe!!!! Don't konw Sezy, my boy is 6 1/2 years old and still going strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Myschafis~ Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 So I still have all this to look forward too. At 12 months so far beds and other animals are safe!!!! I dunno my boy hasn't seem to catch on yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kymbo Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 I have had 2 dogs and both are deviates by the looks of it, lol ...Frodo the 22 week old pap humps his squeeky toy morning noon and night...but as he is doing it, he goes backwards! He manages to get across the whole loungeroom floor, even doing corners HAHAHA. My other dog ( RIP SMITHY) was a sheltie, and he got me a beauty. I came home, and he was in the yard, just lying there. He lifted his head, and then just put it down. I raced over, as usually he bolts over to the car to greet me. It seemed like he was hesitant to move or something. I was SO worried, and my friend that was with me was almost in tears; he looked in pain or something...I slowly tried to roll him from his side, to see if there was an injury that I couldn't see top side, got him basically on his back, and the dirty buggy had THE most HUGE erection you can imagine! I was OMG, and them he just squirted all over my hand/arm/leg and started these humpy movements kinda while still on his back. That was when my friend almst peed herself laughing, and I nearly cried. I didn't know whether to be massively relieved, or just kill him right on the spot HHH. Needless to say the dog bounced up pretty quick, totally back to normal, lol I am relieved I am not alone in the penis problems; LOVE the stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veanna Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 I've got tears rolling down my face! :D Too funny! Try imagining a 27kg Belgian Shepherd trying to hump a 3kg cat. Once he's finished she's covered in it. We caught him doing it once. We don't let him do it now but it's a bit hard because we can't be with the cat 24/7. Eww! Maybe you need to get the cat a bodyguard Did the cat sue him for sexual assault? This is seriously one funny thread...I'm so glad I don't own a male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mornir Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 (edited) OH MY GOD! Thank god I have desexed boys is all I have to say. Ricky dominance and air humps, and that is enough! He began his air humping "Mr Bean dance" at around 16 weeks old when he met his first girl dog! Maria's cat is the funniest so far! I was in hysterics over that! ETA: Ricky was desexed at 6weeks old! Edited October 1, 2006 by Mornir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowser Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) Bowser isn't ashamed of himself, unfortunately. Here is a lovely, very flattering picture of him (Note the patch of fur where he once had testicles... I think he is just one very confused boy...) Edited to add: EEEW! That poor cat... I think that definately tops my gross story. Edited October 2, 2006 by bowser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clover Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Elvis is such a man, he gets "excited" after he eats, sleeps and plays ... he was desexed at 7 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashli Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 OH MY GOD! ;)Thank god I have desexed boys is all I have to say. Ricky dominance and air humps, and that is enough! He began his air humping "Mr Bean dance" at around 16 weeks old when he met his first girl dog! Maria's cat is the funniest so far! I was in hysterics over that! ETA: Ricky was desexed at 6weeks old! Mr Bean Dance :D ;) :D :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 The congo line - my favourite time of year NOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawprints Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Shek great thread lol Has to be the funniest threah I've read in ages!! Thanks for the laughs and the education! :D Although I'm not laughing because we are getting a male pup in Dec! ;) Oh what I have to look forward too!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganjane Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Oh god my boy has never been a humper - neutered at 5 months old, 20 months now and the worst he does is hump my bitch when she's in season and she has to bully him into it... I'm terrified of getting a humper now, you've put me off boy doggies for life :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitKat Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Oh...my boys aren't humpers...Sabe is just...well...horny all the time - occasionally he will dry hump the air when really really excited but other then that... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arby Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 When Humphrey was around 8 months old he was beginning to hump things and the like. We took him for a visit to my boyfriends uncles place. He has a 10 year old rottie girl named Jessie. They played for a little etc. The next time we looked out Jessie was humping Humphrey!!! SHE WAS TEACHING HIM HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. we all got a huge laugh out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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