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Rare Dog Breeds

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Does anyone know what breed this dog is? :confused:

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And this one? :laugh:

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I have a few others I will post later.

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Ons   

1st one a poodle dressed in a lamb's costume

second one a staffy dressed in a poodle's costume

that's my guesses :confused:

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Whippet and pitbull. Do I get an elephant stamp?

No twak.gif

You have clearly failed to notice that these are extemely rare and expensive new breeds that shall make my fortune. [evil cackle] Before Troy newks me, I have the affidavits of not less than ten employees independent veterinary geneticists from the Ponds Institute to support my claim that they are pure bread. :laugh: They are OZKC recognised.

This is the launch of my marketting campaign. Now to perfect the coat colours that shall make me the most $$$$

Oh, and if anyone wants to join the OZKC, PM me. I am President. :confused:

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God I'm dumb, but if you can make one in purple can I please buy one :confused:

Not a problem. I breed to order. I assume you want it ready for Christmas?

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megan_   
Whippet and pitbull. Do I get an elephant stamp?

No twak.gif

You have clearly failed to notice that these are extemely rare and expensive new breeds that shall make my fortune. [evil cackle] Before Troy newks me, I have the affidavits of not less than ten employees independent veterinary geneticists to support my claim that they are pure bread. :laugh: They are OZKC recognised.

This is the launch of my marketting campaign. Now to perfect the coat colours that shall make me the most $$$$

Oh, and if anyone wants to join the OZKC, PM me. I am President. :confused:

if you can get a blue version of each THEN you'll be on a winner

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Whippet and pitbull. Do I get an elephant stamp?

No twak.gif

You have clearly failed to notice that these are extemely rare and expensive new breeds that shall make my fortune. [evil cackle] Before Troy newks me, I have the affidavits of not less than ten employees independent veterinary geneticists to support my claim that they are pure bread. :mad They are OZKC recognised.

This is the launch of my marketting campaign. Now to perfect the coat colours that shall make me the most $$$$

Oh, and if anyone wants to join the OZKC, PM me. I am President. :confused:

if you can get a blue version of each THEN you'll be on a winner

Ah, you have sussed out my cunning plan. Although I think pink ones may also sell well. :laugh:

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A Bedlington Terrier and a Mini Poodle :confused:

Shite, that would be a pretty hefty Mini Poodle..

No, its a special breed for blokes who need a hypoallergenic dog for the kiddes but worry about their image. I also sell the studded harnesses and collars that assist with promotion of the idea of dogs as extensions of certain parts of male anatomy. :laugh:

The first one is a flock guardian that can really really fast to the farmer for help when the flock is threatened. It's called the Pacifist Flock Dog or PFD. Works out well that acronym cos they'll be pretty dear if you want one. They're just like white Golden Retrievers.. only skinny and curly.

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A marino whippet and a staffy a la fou fou - obviously designer dogs.

You must be bored today Poodlefan. :laugh::mad

I thought this place could use a little levity. And of course it all promotes my Christmas sales. :confused:

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Red Fox   
Whippet and pitbull. Do I get an elephant stamp?

No twak.gif

You have clearly failed to notice that these are extemely rare and expensive new breeds that shall make my fortune. [evil cackle] Before Troy newks me, I have the affidavits of not less than ten employees independent veterinary geneticists to support my claim that they are pure bread. ;) They are OZKC recognised.

This is the launch of my marketting campaign. Now to perfect the coat colours that shall make me the most $$$$

Oh, and if anyone wants to join the OZKC, PM me. I am President. :confused:

ooohhh PURE BREAD! I think the standard colours are white and of course the very rare and valuable wholegrain variety :laugh::mad

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Here's one for you jdavis:

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Amazing what 30 minutes and some chemicals years of dedicated and knowledgeable breeding can achieve. :confused:

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Here's one for you jdavis:

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Amazing what 30 minutes and some chemicals years of dedicated and knowledgeable breeding can achieve. :confused:

That better be in my fricken stocking this Christmas or I am going to sue somebody!

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:confused::laugh: You are welcome to come help me milk some cows if you are so bored poodlefan :mad

Oooh I've actually done that. How many cows have ya got? And what breed?

Are you interested in a hypoallergenc cow? I"m very versatile.

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