mrs tornsocks Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Realise there have been alot of threads about humping and what it means etc Our entire (soon to be de-sexed) 9 month old lab drags his bed pillow out of the laundry, down the hallway or into the loungeroom and humps it for 5 minutes or so. He gets it into his mouth, and drags it into 'position', then goes about his biz. Just interested to know if there's any explanation as to why this red pillow is his 'victim' ? said pillow .... hehe Edited January 16, 2010 by mrs tornsocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Helena Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Well, that is a pretty good looking pillow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macka Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I don't know if there's any rhyme or reason to it. My female dog used to hump some of her toys as a puppy, but grew out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs tornsocks Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 Well, that is a pretty good looking pillow! hah !! Yes, fit for our little king !! It's from ikea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) actually my new addition does it too 8 year old desexed bully . he does it after i have been hanging out with them all outside, sitting patting them or playing tug, he then goes over to a bed, grabs it in his mouth try's to rip it, and humps it stops for a pant, and keeps going he also lays in the frog position on my astro turf, and rocks back and forth, my son thinks he looks "so wrong" ;) Edited January 16, 2010 by juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Is it bigger than him? When he was a pup, my boy used to hump stuffed toys that were bigger than him, which wasn't hard because he was only a few kgs, he got over it though. I was watching some TV show, can't recall what it was, where a dog was doing the same thing to toys and pillows that were bigger than him, they said it was because he viewed them as playmates and was asserting his dominance over them. Not sure how true that theory is though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelpie-i Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Just interested to know if there's any explanation as to why this red pillow is his 'victim' ? I believe we humans call it "masturbation" and it's a pretty darned hot looking pillow!!! It's a 'feel good' thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlc Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) I was lucky with mine only my eldest did it with a stuffed toy occasionally it stopped after he was desexed. But if I seen him doing it I always stopped him right away. Occasionally he will try it on with a dog he is playing with till i give him the "thats not acceptable behaviour" look!! he stops as soon as he gets the look!! Not sure why you would let it go on for 5 mins. My friends dog did it to a cushion while i was there one day and it got stuck out and he was in a great amount of pain, it was a bit of an ordeal. Edited January 16, 2010 by tlc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs tornsocks Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Well, it's been bigger than him up until now I guess, they're different shapes but it's probably the biggest thing he can easily move around and hump. Is an interesting theory amypie, I like that. As for 5 minutes, his pink bits are actually rarely out during humping so wouldn't get stuck ... and it's not 5 minutes non-stop, he jumps around and plays with pillow as well. We never really though of it as 'bad' enough to stop him. Edited January 16, 2010 by mrs tornsocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Rules Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Just interested to know if there's any explanation as to why this red pillow is his 'victim' ? I believe we humans call it "masturbation" and it's a pretty darned hot looking pillow!!! It's a 'feel good' thing. Yup, that's about the short and tall of it My young Goldie (RIP) used to hump his favourite soft toy (that he used to seek out from all the other soft toys) and suck on it - he would take it to bed with him every night! After dinner at night, this same dog would go and hump his bed in the bedroom - every night without fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs tornsocks Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 Just interested to know if there's any explanation as to why this red pillow is his 'victim' ? I believe we humans call it "masturbation" and it's a pretty darned hot looking pillow!!! It's a 'feel good' thing. Yup, that's about the short and tall of it My young Goldie (RIP) used to hump his favourite soft toy (that he used to seek out from all the other soft toys) and suck on it - he would take it to bed with him every night! After dinner at night, this same dog would go and hump his bed in the bedroom - every night without fail well, he does love going to sleep on it as well, when it's time to go to bed and he's not in his crate, he curls up very happily on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttaburra Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Why the pillow? It's a darn good hump, is all, and maybe it's the most doggy smelling thing around. Why humping? he's a teenager, it's what they do I found the solution with one of mine was to ask them to go outside when they started humping. You could probable toss him and the cushion out in the yard anytime he does it, then it's his choice, but if he wants back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajtek Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 You lucky people..... at least there is a pillow! My desexed boy (avatar) performs his Big M routine with his front paw. He sits on his butt and just goes for it. He rolls his eyes, makes stupid faces and throws in a few calming tongue flicks. It's more of a special massage and no pinky bits ever come forth We don't stop him - he seems to enjoy himself a lot and we (2 adults) get a mighty good laugh. Win-win situation IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelpie-i Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 You could probable toss him and the cushion out in the yard anytime he does it, then it's his choice, but if he wants back in. Or you could tell him to go and rent a room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkey Trip Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Well, that is a pretty good looking pillow! hah !! Yes, fit for our little king !! It's from ikea... Oh! - A shekzhee Zveedish pillow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Rules Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 You lucky people..... at least there is a pillow!My desexed boy (avatar) performs his Big M routine with his front paw. He sits on his butt and just goes for it. He rolls his eyes, makes stupid faces and throws in a few calming tongue flicks. It's more of a special massage and no pinky bits ever come forth We don't stop him - he seems to enjoy himself a lot and we (2 adults) get a mighty good laugh. Win-win situation IMHO. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fox Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Realise there have been alot of threads about humping and what it means etcOur entire (soon to be de-sexed) 9 month old lab drags his bed pillow out of the laundry, down the hallway or into the loungeroom and humps it for 5 minutes or so. He gets it into his mouth, and drags it into 'position', then goes about his biz. Just interested to know if there's any explanation as to why this red pillow is his 'victim' ? said pillow .... hehe Because it FEELS GOOOOOOD! that's why Kei had a favourite green dragon toy that he used to hump every night after tea. At 4 months old it was pretty funny - he would hump it then all of a sudden stop, look between his legs and start chasing his 'bits' By 5 months old he was *cough cough* finishing the job ...often over my carpet So the green dragon went on a long holiday which he is still on a year later You lucky people..... at least there is a pillow!My desexed boy (avatar) performs his Big M routine with his front paw. He sits on his butt and just goes for it. He rolls his eyes, makes stupid faces and throws in a few calming tongue flicks. It's more of a special massage and no pinky bits ever come forth ;) We don't stop him - he seems to enjoy himself a lot and we (2 adults) get a mighty good laugh. Win-win situation IMHO. I wanna see a video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajtek Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) I'll try I've been meaning to capture those special KI moments and will share. We've even considered changing his name to Elvis. Edited January 16, 2010 by Anna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulp Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 When my lab was about 5 months old I got him a new cushion to sleep on and he suddenly starting humping it. We thought it was hilarious and would laugh at him and he seemed to stop it but then one day I busted him doing it when he thought we weren't around, it was as if he was embarassed when we laughed at him! Then he entered a destructive phase and the cushion got destroyed and I've never caught him humping anything aver again. That was the only thing he ever seemed to hump and we assumed he just enjoyed the nice velour feel of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs tornsocks Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 By 5 months old he was *cough cough* finishing the job ...often over my carpet ok, well, if we're gonna get to nitty gritty, I just had a disagreement with OH as to whether this could/would actually happen. He said there's no way but I figured if he really kept going, it's more than likely he'd ejaculate. Am I right ? Eeeeeewwwwwwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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