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Very cute!

I'm sure blue eyes would make a great selling point.

we once had a family adopt a kitten. It was too young to go at the time they saw it an when they came back they wer elike "no thats not our kitten, ours had blue eyes" :eek:

At least they took it anyway

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As you know, I'm dealing with a few rank issues in my pack and think it would benefit from adding another dog to add some stability. That way Kuma will have someone else to pick on and won't go for us... Got any good dogs that would be happy to be the whipping boy for a little while?? Small and submissive should work well I think.

This is good thinking. Everyone knows that buying another dog will solve the issues with your existing dog. But I think what you really need is a girl dog that will see Kuma happily henpecked. Fortunately, we also have older dogs avalable from time t time and I know just the thing:

No dog in its right mind is going to take on Muffy :confused:

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I agree that adding another dog right now will help sort the rank issues, but, I would have thought an extreemly dominant, entire male would have been a better option. A dog like that will take the pressure of Kuma so that pack harmony will be restored. ( :laugh::eek: )

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My labbrOdArs just eat way too much!!!! Its liek SOooo bad omG

Do yous guys haves some kind of lab cross-thing that doesn't really eat much?

oh and with hypoallergieniccc superduper non shedding hair too!

BTW Deshonko, my mums sisters auntys dogs uncles previous owners daughters best friend sister told me that like, dogs need to be like, tetstedd or like, somethin, for thier Heatllh. Do yuo gyus do taht?

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My labbrOdArs just eat way too much!!!! Its liek SOooo bad omG

Do yous guys haves some kind of lab cross-thing that doesn't really eat much?

oh and with hypoallergieniccc superduper non shedding hair too!

BTW Deshonko, my mums sisters auntys dogs uncles previous owners daughters best friend sister told me that like, dogs need to be like, tetstedd or like, somethin, for thier Heatllh. Do yuo gyus do taht?

Oh labradors need to eat do they?

that must be why mine is so small :eek:

you missed out lovemesideways becasue mine is defiantly hyperallergenic!

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My labbrOdArs just eat way too much!!!! Its liek SOooo bad omG

Do yous guys haves some kind of lab cross-thing that doesn't really eat much?

oh and with hypoallergieniccc superduper non shedding hair too!

BTW Deshonko, my mums sisters auntys dogs uncles previous owners daughters best friend sister told me that like, dogs need to be like, tetstedd or like, somethin, for thier Heatllh. Do yuo gyus do taht?

Oh labradors need to eat do they?

that must be why mine is so small :eek:

you missed out lovemesideways becasue mine is defiantly hyperallergenic!

:confused:

"I am DEFIANTly hyperallergenic, how dare you question my non shedding abilities scoundrel!"

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Can I please have a bulldog/bullmastiff cross please.

Thank you

Oh and can you please deliver the day before christmas

Thank you

Oh and can I please have a female cause I want to breed from her later

Thank you

Oh and can I please have a red and white one cause red is a cool colour

Thank you

Oh no.

I changed my mind.

Can I please have a brindle one.

Oh hang on.

Can I have two?

A red and white one and a brindle one

A dog and a bitch

Thank you

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:confused:

In case anyone's wondering, every dog pic I've used so far is of a recognised breed. :laugh:

Back to the fun...

Been a good education clicking on the photo and looking at the image properties because most of yours have included the breed name. :eek:

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I have to take umbrage - that is NOT a two-tone Golden Retriever - it is an extremely rare and thus very expensive - Parti-Coloured Golden Labrador Retriever!!

Anyway - I am so sick of these type sof dogs - I want a REAL dog like my granddad owned - best dog that ever lived and none of these modern dogs can even come close. He was an Alsashun and was perfectly trained even as an 8 week old puppy, never chewed, weed or pooed, could tell with uncanny psychic ability when to bark an intruder off the property and when to welcome a total stranger that we wanted to have on the property.

He was brave and loyal but great with every one and with all animals (except the bad ones of course)

So that is what I want - a good old fashioned perfect Alsayshun.

Actually if it could be crossed with a poodle that would be good cos that will make it smarter and non-shedding but won't change anything else about it.

So one Alsayshadoodle please!

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I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.

Do you have anything like that available?

You have to be realistic Dobesrock. No dog can meet that list. If you're prepared to compromise on coat, I'm still breading these:

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Hmmmm.... very tempting, still a bit more work than I'd like.

However, if we come up with a good marketing plan I think they would really take off!

Now for what to call them

Toodles?

Shellydoodles?

Giant Snapping Oodle?

Wouldn't have to worry about it running away.

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I have to take umbrage - that is NOT a two-tone Golden Retriever - it is an extremely rare and thus very expensive - Parti-Coloured Golden Labrador Retriever!!

Anyway - I am so sick of these type sof dogs - I want a REAL dog like my granddad owned - best dog that ever lived and none of these modern dogs can even come close. He was an Alsashun and was perfectly trained even as an 8 week old puppy, never chewed, weed or pooed, could tell with uncanny psychic ability when to bark an intruder off the property and when to welcome a total stranger that we wanted to have on the property.

He was brave and loyal but great with every one and with all animals (except the bad ones of course)

So that is what I want - a good old fashioned perfect Alsayshun.

Actually if it could be crossed with a poodle that would be good cos that will make it smarter and non-shedding but won't change anything else about it.

So one Alsayshadoodle please!

Oh, I remember them. Yeah, I want one of those because I ever got stuck in quicksand, tripped and broke a leg or fell down a well they are the breed of dogs that either drag you to safety or go and get help.

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Greetings Poodlefan!

I manage the reputable AssemblyLine Kennels, we breed quality Australian Staffys and export to the world. Aussie Staffys are a relatively new breed but are taking off in a big way!

We used the English Staffy for a muscular build, and then threw in a couple'a Dane things and sum I dunno those ones with the spots....

Our Aussie Staffys have imported bloodlines from Ch. Trading Post She'll Be Right Mate, Ch. Woolies Parking Lot DoYa Lyk Me New Uggboots and our new litter is sired by Ch. Thats a Fckin Sik Ute Mate.

Very exciting!

We need to build our gene pool as our current bitch {the only one in the world} fell off the ute and died. Stupid dogs, yeah? Anyway, wondering if we could borrow a handfull of bitches, hopefully some small ones, get them nice and fat with puppies and squeeze 'em out like the last drop a sauce of ya snag.

Anyway, email us and we'll come pick some up this weekend.

Cheers bro!

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