Missymoo Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) I want an : the ultimate doodle Auzdoo,s (yes I found this as an add ) lmao!! I SOOO WANT ONE!! Edited September 15, 2011 by Missymoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 I want an : the ultimate doodle Auzdoo,s (yes I found this as an add - they are Kelpie x poodle apparently ;) ) Oodles are SO last year.. When the PM gets one you know that fashion is dead. :rolleyes: If you want a Curly Herder I can help you out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missymoo Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 oooh curly herder..mmm, got a pic? does it round up children?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missymoo Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I googled...does it need lots of grooming..I dont really like to do that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 oooh curly herder..mmm, got a pic? does it round up children?? It'll round up anything that moves. ;) And yes folks, its a purebred dog. Really just with a different name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrie Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The one I bought last year poos three times a day. Can I upgrade it for one with a superior digestive system? i thought I was buying a dog, not a crapping machine. You're not feeding it enough crap food if it is only pooing three times a day. Poo pick up is your main core stregnth training. The cardio component is not the be all and end all you need to sculpt as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuffles Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 This might be a strange question but do you have any that could help me PUT ON weight? I am getting a bit bony and would like to bulk up a bit. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 This might be a strange question but do you have any that could help me PUT ON weight? I am getting a bit bony and would like to bulk up a bit. Thanks in advance. Oh absolutely.. carry one of these around for a while We also do an Extreme Walker version.. or Insane Walker for the really committed body builder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The one I bought last year poos three times a day. Can I upgrade it for one with a superior digestive system? i thought I was buying a dog, not a crapping machine. You're not feeding it enough crap food if it is only pooing three times a day. Poo pick up is your main core stregnth training. The cardio component is not the be all and end all you need to sculpt as well. Mrs Deshonko told me to feed cans of PAL but I had a sneaking suspicion she was sponsored by that company so I didnt buy any super expensive water in a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 Mrs Deshonko told me to feed cans of PAL but I had a sneaking suspicion she was sponsored by that company so I didnt buy any super expensive water in a can. Nope, I'm working on my own Deshonko Organic range.. guaranteed all natural, organic meat. And a wonderful way of using roadkill Those work experience kids enjoy the outdoors while they collect it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Did you buy yours as the miniature bullmastiff ? fifi I did indeed. She told me it was a mini mastiff who didnt crap, pee or chew on toes. It craps, it pees and it certainly chews on toes...it also runs around the backyard barking it's bloody head off to let the neighbours know it's about to crap or pee - I seriously need a refund...and a walking cane because now I'm crippled after tripping over the little shit, Feef. Bloody diskustink, I tell ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 and the one that I bought the year before had legs that were too short and couldn't be used for the purpose as advertised in the glossy brochure I am now going to complain to my husbands How are they going Boronia? Any new ones? naaa, same old, same old...though I have my eye on the guy with the glasses in this first piccie I will prob keep these husbands though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 How many goats will you get as his dowry Boronia?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missymoo Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 PML! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollywaffle Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 thanks Poodlefan and others...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) How many goats will you get as his dowry Boronia?? not many...your Deshonko hyenas ate them http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/africa/100716/ethiopia-hyenas Edited September 15, 2011 by Boronia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) I would like one of these in summer colours please, as I am not into weight training at the moment, and want it to carry the groceries home after we have been to the shops. This one that you sold me last year does not work well when the sun is out or in the heat, as all the ice cream and chocolate is melted before I get home It is a speedy model in winter time so the pie and chips, with salt and vinegar, are still nice and warm by the time we get back. Not pink though, as it just does not fit the image and will cause a bad public reaction. Need to include the model description Edited September 15, 2011 by grumpette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 This one that you sold me last year does not work well when the sun is out or in the heat, as all the ice cream and chocolate is melted before I get home is there any mention in the small print of the ideal temperature range for optimum operation? if not, there should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 No persephone no mention of ideal working temperature, and the bloody instruction manual has pages missing. Trying to find the ideal food is a nightmare as there was no puppy pack or information included. Just when you have good eating habits happening, they can stop for 4 days in a row with no warning. And don't get me started on the outsourced helpdesk. I am beginning to think that all Deshonko products are imported from China and re labelled for maximum profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keira&Phoenix Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I was told Safari was in this year. Do you have any of the following models Mrs Deshonko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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