Nekhbet Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) It's my day off, OH leaves the back door open when he goes to work early. I wake up to THIS The rescue Mal has dragged a giant Snooza D1000 bed out the back door, and went to town on it ... I dont even know where all the cover fabric has gone Oh no it wasn't you Scooby was it ... She could at least LOOK a little more guilty I don't even know how to get all that cleaned up ... can someone remind me when I put my foot down and said I am never getting another rescue dog again I took this bloody thing in? And now, somehow, am getting suckered in by OH and all my friends that I have to keep her because she's doing so well at my place? Edited September 21, 2012 by Nekhbet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minimax Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Oh no it wasn't you Scooby was it ... She could at least LOOK a little more guilty I don't even know how to get all that cleaned up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) Oh whoops!! Get the OH to clean it up!!!! I suggest a rake and bucket!!!! With a big bag to put it all in Edited September 21, 2012 by OSoSwift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekhbet Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 I'm thinking I should give it a quick hose first then scrape it into a wheelbarrow ... then from there who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugeanjaam Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 OMG!!! That is too funny. It couldnt possibly have been her, butter wouldn't melt :). How are you going to clean that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekhbet Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 you know this was a dog that was so painfully shy you picked up a chopstick and she would flail like a panicked bird... now she has the audacity to sit there with a 'pfffft bite me' look on her face ... this is bed #2 she's shredded mind you, she managed to get through a super swanky tough camo bed I bought for Rogue a couple of weeks ago. Then she runs to OH, snuggles into his lap and peeks at me like 'SEE DADDY LOVES ME!' Daddy's girl anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Like the caption I saw the other day. I dont know, the bed just sort of............exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Hey! I've got an idea! Drop it down that whopping great hole in your backyard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancinbcs Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 But did she have fun? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Good luck cleaning that up. I have known quite a few Border Collies who would do that given half a chance. Those types of beds are only for the non destructive dogs and only when they can be kept away from those who cannot be trusted. I once had a visiting BC "kill" 22 plants in pots in the space of about an hour. My dogs at the time had never shown any interest in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiesha09 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 you know this was a dog that was so painfully shy you picked up a chopstick and she would flail like a panicked bird... now she has the audacity to sit there with a 'pfffft bite me' look on her face ... this is bed #2 she's shredded mind you, she managed to get through a super swanky tough camo bed I bought for Rogue a couple of weeks ago. Then she runs to OH, snuggles into his lap and peeks at me like 'SEE DADDY LOVES ME!' Daddy's girl anyone? My bet is she stays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollywaffle Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 she looks as good as gold..I can't, honestly see what all the fuss is about (!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekhbet Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 Hey! I've got an idea! Drop it down that whopping great hole in your backyard! Flush it down the sewer BRILLIANT My bet is she stays :rofl: You think :p 3 bitches in the house OMG ... All I want is a male dog at least Scooby is desexed, so we're not having world war 3 ... 3 entire female Malinois even I would move out ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espinay2 Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Oh god I have seen that look before. Daddy's girl 100%. That dog is not going anywhere! Suggest OH buys some new beds for them :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekhbet Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) But did she have fun? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Good luck cleaning that up.I have known quite a few Border Collies who would do that given half a chance. Those types of beds are only for the non destructive dogs and only when they can be kept away from those who cannot be trusted. I once had a visiting BC "kill" 22 plants in pots in the space of about an hour. My dogs at the time had never shown any interest in them. See I live in a permanent state of denial :laugh: despite the fact I know this breed could pull apart chain mesh fencing with no effort. Hey at least she had the brains to go take it down the hallway, out the door, down the steps and to the grass before exploding it. Maybe she thought it was a bomb and she better save me from the exploding foam shrapnel If she's not careful I will send her to the military, she's got a nose on her See now it makes sense why the other two came in to lay down right near me pretending to sleep this morning before I got up ... they know if I catch a dog doing that you can hear it in the next suburb :laugh: so now they all dob on each other Oh god I have seen that look before. Daddy's girl 100%. That dog is not going anywhere! Suggest OH buys some new beds for them I'll take the other Mal shopping for a new bed today, Scooby better be careful being such a daddy's girl ... Rogue was here first and she's the biggest daddy's girl of the lot ... Scoobs in for an arse kicking from her if she keeps up the sucky routine :laugh: Edited September 21, 2012 by Nekhbet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavik Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 She looks so sweet though! :laugh: Very pretty girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Oh yep being a bit damp would help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staffyluv Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Oh wow, that looks like it was so much fun... She is so pretty, surely it wasn't her?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Oh wow, that looks like it was so much fun... She is so pretty, surely it wasn't her?? Yep, this is my feeling too, she just can't have done it, she's way too pretty, it had to be some other dog or maybe wild animal. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lab_Rat Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Vacuum Cleaner????? She is a very good looking girl I love your description of her attitude - Pffft, bite me....our ridgy does that look so well!!! Just glad neither of our girls have ever done anything quite so destructive! I would be giving her a canvas tramp bed....no more comfy snugglies for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekhbet Posted September 21, 2012 Author Share Posted September 21, 2012 I would be giving her a canvas tramp bed....no more comfy snugglies for her Would you believe my lot won't use them. I got some from Aldi last time they had some, they wobbled around on them with a WTF look on their faces, then the bordeaux lay on one and it collapsed. Threw one out, gave away the other :laugh: OH just rang to see how my day is going, he cracked up laughing when I told him what his little princess Scooby had done. Yep, this is my feeling too, she just can't have done it, she's way too pretty, it had to be some other dog or maybe wild animal. Must have been the ferrets O_o I have an overwhelming notion to dump a dozen of them into all that foam but I have a niggling voice somewhere in the back of my mind screaming BAD IDEA BAD IDEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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